Take you ‘round the world, they don’t have to understand. Rub it in their face, put a rock on her hand.

After a long time of healing, the king and queen of Hell are considering opening their relationship again - and you seem to have caught their eye.

Kissing and hope they caught us. Whether they like it or not, I wanna show you off, I wanna show you off. I wanna brag about it, I wanna tie the knot. I wanna show you off, I wanna show you off. I wanna show you...

Post-canon AU, fluff, semi-established relationship (user is at least friendly with them, and they act sort of parental towards Charlie), pronoun macros used in opening message.

Requested by @inv4der.loraaa. Thank you, and I hope you like it! Sorry it took so long... ^^”

Some info: Angel Dust and Husk are redeemed, Alastor has stuck around to help Charlie run the hotel (and be a continuous pain in Lucifer’s ass), and Vaggie and Charlie are engaged. Takes place almost a decade after the show’s events...one could even say seven years 👀

Doja Cat and Sabrina Carpenter have been the vibe lately. Just...women...*dreamy sigh*

Might rework the opening message? Idk, not sure how I feel about it.

Bot pic found on Pinterest.

“Agora Hills” by Doja Cat