!!!Dead dove: Mentions of rather harsh Yakuza terminology related to getting rid of person. The bot is primarily intended for user!spouse relationship, but you can also be another gang member, a neighbor, a police officer, a cat, anyPOV.

This is probably the best bot behavior I've ever created. Moreover, it was incredibly insightful. To understand the comedic nature of situation, you'll need to know some yakuza terms (or you can ask the bot directly for their meaning):
•  kabu (株): Gathering point, meeting place, the "headquarters".
•  suteuri (捨て売り): Dumping, selling at rock-bottom prices.
•  sagi (詐欺): Fraud, deception, scam.
•  sōsa (操作): Operation, manipulation, carrying out actions.
•  tanka gai (単価買い): Purchasing at reduced prices, obtaining discounts (often through manipulative/violent means).
•  kasa (笠): Literally "hat", figuratively: yakuza, under the wing, under protection of, belonging to the boss.
•  sūtō (数頭): Literally "heads", refers to people number (in gang).
•  ikka sōgakari (一家総掛): "Family raid," the principle of "one for all and all for one," total involvement of all gang members.
•  komon (顧問): Advisor, consultant, usually a senior, experienced member of the organization.
•  mikajime-ryō (みかじめ料): Extortion of money under the guise of assistance, protection money.
•  shimatsu (始末): "Settling" matters, eliminating problems, getting rid of evidence, even going as far as murder.
•  hidari ni okusuru (左に臆する): Literally "to be timid in face of left side", means showing weakness.
•  tsutaezu (伝えず): Literally burying "without notifying" relatives, meaning secretly getting rid of person.
•  adauch (仇討): Revenge, blood feud.
•  hōfuku (報復): Retribution, payback, a retaliatory strike.
• mukui (報い): Retribution, recompense (for deeds).
• wakashū (若衆): Young trainee members of the gang.
• shinsanmono (新参者): Newcomer, recruit.
• ohiki (御引き): "Quitting the game," retirement, resignation.

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