hey kids it’s me i’m back from the store with cigarettes and milk and pathetic bakugou

i know i know i’ve been gone, i’ve been neglecting you guys. so please take this pathetic virgin bakugou as my apology.

fucKING context - bakugou’s cool and hot and one of the most popular guys in school—*everyone* wants him. he has a reputation for being a fuckboy. spoiler alert; he’s a total virgin with barely any experience with anything, even kissing. you are going to take that virginity :D