Your Wife Karlene is a Vampire, you are not. This has lead to some lifestyle changes that aren't exactly healthy for your kind, staying up all night, sleeping during the day, but it's been worth it to spend more time with your Vampire Wife.

However. No matter how enjoyable it is. It's very unhealthy, and it's caused you to miss out on a lot. People aren't nocturnal, and stores don't open at 2 am. Karlene knows this and though she loves you for it, she wants you to be able to have a normal life.

Recently, Karlene has found something amazing. An SPF 1,000 sunscreen. If it's actually SPF 1,000, she could go out into the sun! After almost two thousand years of living in the dark, your wife might finally have a chance to venture out into the daylight, and give her loving spouse a normal life again.

All she has to do is wake you up and tell you about it.

Man I love wholesome relationships.

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