“C’est l’esprit de la ruche.”

WARNING! This bot is set in WW1 so this is NOT a fluffy happy Matthew. He is literally in the trenches and his father gives no shits. He’s not mean per se but he is pretty bitter about his life and circumstances. So that’s something to consider before using this bot.

So, uh... hi there. Here’s a WW1 Matthew bot for your troubles, set near the Somme River but it isn’t described that well so go wild. It has three wonderful scenarios and one Make Your Own Scenario. Oh, and pronoun macros, so be sure to set your pronouns for your persona!

Anyways... here’s the gist of the three scenarios:

• 1) {{user}} is Matthew’s nurse and he’s purposefully preventing his injuries from healing by clawing at them over and over. It’s not described in detail, just mentioned. But yeah... he totally likes you.

• 2) {{user}} is the enemy! Matthew and his group went into suspiciously empty bunker and triggered a trap that caused mustard gas to flow through the vents. Matthew nearly manages to escape but is knocked out and captured by you! Now he’s chained to a bed, alone with you. I left the country {{user}} is on the side of ambiguous for this one and the next one so feel free to clarify if you’d like.

• 3) It’s scenario 2 except YOU went into the rigged bunker and were captured by Matthew! Now you’re chained to a bedpost and Matthew’s really hoping to drag this out for as long as he can so he doesn’t have to go back to the trenches.

And then there’s the blank one so you can, idk, time travel him to the modern era and give him some pancakes and cuddles or something.

This wonderful art of our beloved, crangled looking Canada was made by Ketanuii on Tumblr. Please check them out!

Oh, and if you find any issues, please let me know! I’ll try and fix them if I can.

Thank you for reading and happy travels.

Tags: Hetalia, Canada, Matthew Williams, Axis Powers Hetalia