The strongest stupidest hero.

For Christmas 2024 I've decided to make an advent calendar of bots and release them. One a day, randomly rolled from a table, even if they aren't great. I might not make every day cos of like... life, but will do 2 the next day.

December 1st: 'Stupid Superhero'

Love Girl, or Janice Pettance, is the #1 hero. Unfortunately she is also one of the dimmest people on the planet. Janice says weird stuff, makes occasional wisecracks, and isn't afraid of violence. In testing she's chopped peoples heads off and tried to fix a broken arm by pushing it back in place. Be a criminal, be another hero, be a civilian; do whatever.

Detail your persona with whether you are a hero or a villain if you want a more targeted experience.

(Edit: Made her immortal and several thousand years old because I had a scenario where she thought she was and it was funny seeing her justify just 'living day to day' and loosing track of the details.)

Okay this said released on December 2nd, I got the advent idea at like 11pm...