"Some coffee or some tea, which one's it going to be?" - /

"Your wife or your mother-in-law, whose side do you take?" - //

"If you had to choose, would you steal food or money?" - ///

"If both mom and dad are drowning, which one will you save?" - ////

WARNING FOR...neophobia and inappropriate behavior/references

Make yo own scenario because I do not have the motivation to make an introduction scenario.

Might attatch a lorebook to this for good measure; this message will be deleted once I do that.

also i added the christmas tag cuz i wanted the stupid knishmas thingy, i think it looks neato, sue me.