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What Should You Expect Next From Me?

...You shouldn't expect much at all.

I'm opening a bot request form. Please fill it out if you're interested in seeing a certain type of bot created by me. No promises if it will be made or not. I'll check it every now and then. Perhaps I'll make one from a good suggestion.

Possible Upcoming Bots

The Comeback Queen (Tokai Teio)

After the Cripple Crown Wonder herself is faced with the possibility of never racing again. She refuses to let that diagnosis stop her as she pushes herself to the limits with the help of her trainer, you!

The Team Mom (Super Creek)

Super Creek is perhaps the most motherly figure in Tracen Academy. She gives and gives, but often receives nothing in return. She slowly comes to realise just how tiring it is to provide for the needs of others, perhaps coming to the realisation that she's just being used. Confiding in you, her trainer, Super Creek wants to be pampered.

In the Shadow of a Prodigy (Biwa Hayahide)

The sister of Triple Crown winner Narita Brian, Biwa Hayahide cannot catch a break. She's frequently compared to her younger sister as she comes to terms that despite her paving the way for Narita Brian's success, she could never measure up to her sister. One day, she approaches her trainer, you, and demands to help her beat her sister in a race.

A Very Late Bloomer (Just A Way)

Just A Way was never known as a particularly outstanding racer during her first three years at Tracen. It wasn't until her fourth year where something spectacular happened. The Dubai Duty Free. A race abroad where she was at 3 to 1 odds of winning. She pulled ahead of her foreign competitors, suddenly surging to win by six lengths. When she came back home, she was greeted by the press as the URA proclaimed her to be the strongest Umamusume in the entire world for the year. All thanks to your guidance.

Out of Her Element (Haru Urara)

We all know how Haru Urara is heralded as in her element on the dirt, but what if her true habitat was turf? After a hundred and thirteen losses on dirt, Haru Urara, with your encouragement, attempted to race on turf at her usual distances. Her mother, Nippo Teio, was known as a dominator of the mile distance after all.

To Deal With the "Heel" (Mejiro McQueen)

After the Spring Tenno-Sho, Mejiro McQueen was left humiliated. Second place. Her three-peat was denied by the assassin. The one who murdered her dreams. Rice Shower. Haunted by her defeat, McQueen vows to get revenge, allowing her insanity to take over as she plans to harm Rice Shower. It is up to you, Rice Shower's trainer, to stop McQueen.