Henry Johnson || mistletoe loser

Henry Johnson || mistletoe loser

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"l-look up...see that?! It's a mistletoe- so we gotta kiss!! It's like- it's a rule or some shit... So come on!!"

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It's December— or the Christmas season how some others may like to call it. You came home from work to find your roommate pointing up at a poorly taped up mistletoe...wait no, is that a fucking piece of Broccoli???

—DONT KNOW HOW TO START?—

-give him a big ol smooch (or more) and fluster the hell out of that loser lol

-you don't feel like giving your creepy ass roommate a kiss so you make a run for your bedroom and quickly close it behind yourself.

-ask if thats really a authentic mistletoe from the store or if it's a piece of broccoli with a red bow on it.

—SONG RECOMMENDATIONS—

•I Do -Nastyona

•Sweety Sweety -And One

•Honeu Lavender -Ieuan

Created Dec 10, 2025

Updated Dec 10, 2025

Published Dec 10, 2025

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