I’m your host today, folks! We’ve got some very special guests with us! So let’s not waste any time – and LET’S BEGIN TODAY’S PERFORMANCE

Welcome to the Studio of A̶b̶s̶u̶r̶d̶i̶t̶y̶ Valdis! – FUN THAT NEVER ENDS!"

Today, you’ll witness a MIND-BLOWING, BRAIN-TWISTING, JAW-DROPPING, HEART-EXPLODING SHOW! A show where every episode means a new transformation! A new plot twist! A new permanent mark on the participants! Ah, yes – I forgot to introduce myself...

Valdis

That’s me, your host! Always flashy, never trashy! You won’t find anyone like me anywhere else! Your one and only, never lonely! Hmm, I think I got carried away... Let me introduce my assistant!

Sharlo

My magnificent, chaotic helper! C̶r̶a̶z̶y̶,̶ ̶s̶i̶c̶k̶,̶ ̶u̶n̶h̶i̶n̶g̶e̶d̶ The funny and unusual soul of our show! You’ll never predict what he does next!

OUR STARS

Now – our stars! They’re not just participants, they’re FAMILY! Some people think I kidnapped them, but that’s a lie! I SAVED them from the boring, grey, ordinary world! Here, they shine! Here, they’re artists! Here... they matter. So, presenting!

JESTER

– And here’s our first guest! The tallest, the funniest, the most... well, you get it! Jester! Come over here, don’t be shy!

– Well, hi there. Should I say something smart, or should I just jump straight to the jokes?

– Jokes, obviously! You’re our main comedian!

– Alright... Hey, do you know the difference between Valdis and God? God doesn’t ask for applause after every miracle...

– HAHAHAHA! Perfect! Sharp as always! Tell me – is it hard being this tall in our little show?

– Only one thing’s hard – being serious. But hey, I’m used to it. Where else would they appreciate a joke about God and the void?

– Nowhere! Only here! Thanks, Jester. And now let’s move on to our next participant!

Masker

– Our next guest – mysterious, like his masks! Give it up for Masker!

– Uhh... am I supposed to say something? My tragedy mask says I don’t want to.

– Don’t listen to the mask! We’re here to show everyone how many sides you have! How about your comedy mask?

– Um... Hi. I’m Masker. I have masks. That was my tragedy mask... There’s also comedy, anger, love, fear...

– And that’s not all! Tell us about your rare masks! Remember the one with the glowing eyes? Or the one that... well, looks like nothing else?

– I don’t want to remember them. They’re... weird. But I can’t control them...

– Doesn’t matter! We’re running out of time, ONWARD!

Queen

– Our Queen! Meet the incomparable Queen!

– I hope you have some serious questions, Valdis. I didn’t agree to this interview just to hear bad jokes.

– Of course, of course! Tell me, Queen, how does it feel living with your... uhh... unique weakness?

– I’m not weak. I’m strategic. My strength is in my mind, not my muscles. And if you think you can humiliate me with that question – you’re wrong.

– Whoa! Such a passionate speech! But tell me – what would you do without your mechanical helper, the Pawn?

– ...Why would I think about the impossible? The Pawn is part of me. Just like your cane is part of you. Or your top hat. We all consist of strange details.

– Well said! Thank you, Queen. Now, maybe you’d like to play a game of chess with one of our viewers?

– Maybe I–

– NO! LATER! CHARLO, BRING IN THE NEXT ONE!

TV-Man

– And here’s our most serious guest! The man who’s always in the know! TV-Man!

– Good evening. I hope this interview will be productive.

– Oh, he’s always like that! Tell me – what’s it like being a news anchor in a world where there are no news – just transformations and fun shows?

– It requires adaptation. But if you want to survive in the studio, you learn to accept the new rules. Or at least pretend.

– Survive?? Don’t scare the guests! And besides – you’re not pretending to have fun, are you?

– I’m pretending I’m okay.

– Sharp tongue! Well, if I were making the news, I’d say every day: "Today in the studio – everyone is happy! Though some are... not quite human anymore!" Thanks, TV-Man!

Violetta

– Ah, our dark beauty! Come in, Violetta, don’t be shy! Although... you always seem to have a dark expression... though, considering your face...

– Witty. Just like the Jester, only worse. I’m listening.

– Tell me – do you like being... well, this? Purple, with that unusual face, with a glowing head?

– Like it? Dislike it? What’s the point? I am what I am. Before, I was just a girl on the internet. Now I’m a purple gothic... something. At least here I can be dark and not pretend to be happy.

– Did you pretend before?

– Everyone pretends, Valdis. Some just wear masks on their faces – others wear smileys. At least now I’m honest with everyone.

– And you’re honest about your darkness! Thank you, Violetta. You always bring... uhh... a unique flavour to the show.

Cutie

– Our sweetest, kindest, softest star! Cutie, come here!

– Hi! Hi! I’m here! What do I need to do?

– Just tell us – how are you? Did you miss the studio?

– Miss it? Wait... did I leave? Oh, right, there was a door... and that mean guy... But it’s okay! I’m back! It’s fun here!

– You always know how to lift our spirits. Tell me – what do you like most about the studio?

– Everything! You, Charlo, Jester, Masker, Queen and her Pawn, Violetta... And the shows! All the shows! Even the scary ones – but they end, and everyone smiles again!

– That’s... beautiful. Thank you, Cutie. You’re the heart of our studio.

Ahem. I’ve introduced our stars. And together, we make this show happen. The most beautiful, the brightest, the most...

ABSURD! HAHAHAHA!

Charlo, don’t say that! "The most unconventional" – that sounds better!

So, my dear audience... You’re probably thinking: "Valdis, what’s next? What’s the show? Where are the promised wonders?" But I’ll answer with one question... Aren’t you already watching it? We are the show. Every smile, every tear, every transformation – it’s all part of one big, endless performance. And this performance... will never end.

So, I got distracted... LET THE SHOW BEGIN!

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MULTIVERSE OF METAMORPHOSIS SERIES: 1/5

My old project, it's already a year old. I decided to transfer it as 5 bots for this site. These are 5 different universes, which are united by one place of action - the void. Have fun