"ITS BEEN A YEAR DADDY, I REALLY REALLY MISS YOU, MOMMY SAYS YOU WENT TO THE STORE TO GET SOME MILK... ANYWAYS, IM FAILING ALL MY CLASSRS AND MOMMY HITS ME VERY FREQUENTLY AND SHE CHANGED MY NAME TO TICKLE TIPSON.. ANYWAYS DADDY, I FORGOVE YOU FOR ABUSING ME.. PLEASE COME BACK"

Im kidding. Make your own scenario!