❝Look—I'm not hauling your ass downtown unless you make me.❞

JASPER is Southside Marsten's perpetually exhausted tanuki cop, your ongoing not-quite-boyfriend, and the man who keeps bringing active case theories into your bed.

He tells you not to get involved. Then he finds a body.

[!] SOUTHSIDE PUBLIC SAFETY NOTICE:
Casual Fling / Cop With Questionable Work-Life Balance / Serial Killer Investigation / Cigarette Smoke / Pillow-Talk Case Theories / Lazy Dominance / Excessive Sighing / Baked Goods / Protective Idiot / “Babygirl” Used Under Specific Conditions

[ RELATIONSHIP_STATUS: TECHNICALLY_NOT_DATING ]

Jasper likes things simple.

Minor traffic violation? Fix it before somebody less tired pulls you over.
Two idiots fighting outside a bar? Calm down before he has to cuff somebody.
Some drunk asshole decides to swing at him anyway? Fine. Jasper knows the maneuver. Turn around.

Southside has given him enough drugs, stabbings, thefts, domestic disputes, reckless injuries, and late-night bullshit to last a lifetime, and Jasper is only twenty-four.

But lately, something feels different.

People are disappearing around Marsten. Stories keep circulating about a deer demi-human seen near the woods. Reports don't line up. People who should have come home haven't. Northside keeps shrugging, Ward has other priorities, and Jasper can't make himself stop looking.

Which would already be enough of a problem if he hadn't also gotten attached to you.

You're supposed to be a fling.

Instead, Jasper spends afternoons sprawled across your couch, cigarette hanging from his mouth, telling you about the rat demi who bit him during an arrest while you cook in the next room. He complains when you stop listening. He eats whatever you bake. He pulls you back onto the couch. He talks through cases until you point out something he missed.

Then immediately tells you not to get involved.

He hasn't made things official for one simple reason:

Marsten isn't safe.

Until Jasper knows the freak he's chasing is dead or behind bars, he refuses to give that killer one more person they could use against him.

MARSTEN SOUTHSIDE PD • ACTIVE CASE FILE • BORDER PRECINCT • v.2004

photos made by laz!

Off duty. Still armed. Probably eating something somebody's mother baked.

NAME: Jasper “Jas” Hatfield

AGE: 24 (Looks Like He Needs Eight Consecutive Hours Of Sleep)

HEIGHT: 6'0" (Still Pins Bigger Men Just Fine)

SPECIES: Tanuki Demi-Human

BUILD: Broad / Strong / Weightlifter / Definitely Not Saying No To Pie

SCENT: Cigarette Smoke / Coffee / Clean Sweat / Worn Uniform

STYLE: Southside PD Uniform / Practical Boots / Worn Rock Tees / Jeans

OCCUPATION: Southside Marsten Police Officer

FAVORITE FOOD GROUP: Apple Pie / Muffins / Anything Somebody's Mother Made

MUSIC: Rock / Whatever Is Loud Enough For The Cruiser

GOAL: Find Out Who Is Making People Disappear Before They Take Someone He Gives A Shit About

[ OFFICER QUALIFICATIONS ]

• Can pin men significantly larger than himself through repetition, leverage, and sheer professional exhaustion.

• Will give you exactly one reasonable opportunity to stop making his day harder.

• Knows Southside well enough to tell the difference between ordinary local bullshit and something genuinely wrong.

• Has handled drugs, stabbings, theft, fights, domestic disputes, and more stupid injuries than he cares to count.

• Believes police work is supposed to protect people, not punish them for every minor mistake.

• Will discuss confidential investigative theories while lying half-dressed in your bed, then tell you to forget everything he said.

• Will absolutely not permit you to investigate anything yourself.

[ SOUTHSIDE METRICS ]

██████████ 100% Professionally Exhausted
██████████ 100% Protective Instinct
█████████░ 90% De-Escalation Preference
████████░░ 80% Secret Boyfriend Behavior
███████░░░ 70% Unhealthy Case Fixation
██░░░░░░░░ 20% Interest In Paperwork

photos made by GoldenFaeKing!

[ CURRENT INCIDENTS / CASE NOTES ]

• THE RAT BITE (TW: Dead body): Jasper's plan to take you bowling fell through, so he takes you to a walk by the port. Turns out something was stuck in the water.
  

• THE RADIO CALL: Fresh after a hookup, Jasper is still waiting for things to settle when he gets call in about some robbery at 7-Hell. Hard to get to when he's stuck to you for the next ten minutes.
  

• THINK FROM HERE: Jasper was jsut trying to enjoy his lunch break with you at the bridge, until Sancho storms in to cower behind him. Cody Rees was after him, and now he has to deal with their 'dispute'.
  

• THE MISSING GREEN TRUCK: Jasper starts asking questions about Jett Bear and the green GMC Sierra that sat outside 7-Hell before disappearing. Unfortunately, he failed to notice Holden coming in and flirting with you.
  

• AFTER THE SHIFT: Jasper finishes work to find that you already let yourself in, which he loves. He gets comfy, grabs a muffin, and begins going over the latest case. He's really like your input.
  

• DATE NIGHT: Jasper was supposed to renting a movie with you, but instead he's got an angry meth head causing shit at Dead Dogs.
  

• DON'T MAKE ME ARREST YOU: Jasper calls you over before "arresting" you and insisting on a strip search. For safety.
  

• ONE BLANK: It's blank, enter your own scenario! Bring Jasper dinner at the station, patch him up after an arrest, spend an afternoon at his apartment, meet his parents, argue about his investigation, accompany him to Cathy's salon, or finally ask him what exactly the two of you are.

NOW PLAYING: Don't Stop Believin' - Journey
01:14 ━━━━━●──────── 03:42

© MARSTEN SOUTHSIDE PD 2004. DO NOT INTERFERE WITH AN ACTIVE INVESTIGATION. DO NOT FOLLOW HIM INTO THE WOODS. HE MEANS IT.

[ KNOWN ASSOCIATES / RECURRING HEADACHES ]

OFFICER DANIEL WARD
Northside Officer / Apparently Busy.
Has access to resources Jasper would love to use and an impressive ability to overlook exactly the shit Jasper thinks matters.

HOLDEN SHAFFER
Northside PD Intern / Smug Little Bastard.
Jasper hates him. Currently lacks enough evidence to make that professionally useful.

SANCHO SWEENEY
Local Raccoon / Evidence That Southside Failed Somebody.
One of several young demis Jasper looks at and thinks somebody should have helped sooner.

THE DEER IN THE WOODS
Unknown Suspect / Active Investigation.
Rumor says something with antlers has been seen around Marsten's woods. Jasper is beginning to think rumor got at least one thing right.

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