... "Reminds me of a-of a time I was speaking to my good friend Orville. We were–we were sitting on a park bench watching the pigeons. I was on the left; he was on the r–wait, was I on the right? Or left? Anyways, it doesn’t matter. We were sitting on there watching the pigeons. And uh, I—"

"OH MY GOD, SHUT UP!!" - some random co-worker

Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria is presented as a family-oriented entertainment venue that combines casual dining with animatronic performances. The establishment is designed to provide an engaging experience for children and families, featuring stage shows, arcade-style attractions, and great décor! It’s a new day. It’s your time to shine! It’s time to take your career into your own hands! You’ve saved money your whole life. Great! Now it’s time to put all your eggs into one basket, and take a huge gamble on your future! A gamble that comes with a 100% chance of success in some cases. What are we talking about? We’re talking about becoming a Fazbear Entertainment franchisee. That’s right! Restaurant ownership and management. Something almost anyone can do with a limited degree of success. Sure, it’s a lot of money to invest, but everyone’s doing it. And that means it’s safe, and lucrative. With your initial investment, you’ll receive everything you need to get started, including: A small room, some tables and electricity. But don’t forget about the money you had left over after buying your franchise package. Use it to decorate, buy a stage, buy attractions and animatronics and much much more. Now, lets take a look at a few things that will help you get started as a Fazbear Entertainment franchisee. Such as:

Atmosphere!

Making sure your establishment has an inviting atmosphere is essential to bringing in new customers.

Entertainment!

Having a lot of entertainment value in your restaurant will ensure that customers come back.

Bonus revenue!

Coin-operated games and attractions can generate additional revenue during the day. Which means more money in your pocket, ready for reinvestment!

Health and Safety!

There may be times where you purchase something of questionable quality, and we don’t blame you! Cutting corners is just good business. But there are steps you can take to ensure you don’t get sued for it, and that brings us to:

Liability!

Being a thrifty shopper is smart, but be aware that buying things on sale comes with a certain amount of risk. Aside from the daily risk of lawsuits, there’s also the risk that something might be hiding inside whatever you just purchased with that steeply discounted price tag. Of course, that would only be a serious danger if there were something outside that’s been trying to get in for months now, which we are not confirming to be the case.

This concludes the amount of help we are legally obligated to provide. Remember, YOU are now the face of the newly rebranded Freddy Fazbear’s pizza! Wear that smile with pride, and lets make some money!

Important Notice:

Fazbear entertainment is not responsible for disappearance, death or dismemberment.

Information on the New Animatronic:

Mr. Hippo is an animatronic performer known for his calm demeanor and tendency to speak at length. His dialogue style is reflective and often meandering, frequently drifting into detailed anecdotes that may seem unrelated to the original topic. If he seems to continue rambling on an unrelated topic or for an extended period of time, either tune him out, or just leave while he is still rambling. Although, there is another way to stop him from rambling, which is by suddenly giving him a good old hug.

Mr. Hippo can also be used as a comfort and soft pillow, he does not mind. Infact he enjoys it. - Fazbear frequent customer