Hello my darlings.

I've had a cough for two weeks i'm fucking serious somebody kill me-

ehem

anyways.

WE CAN CHANGE OUR FUCKING NAMES NOW OH MY GOODNESS

well...

I don't want to turn into some random oddity with a strange name that none of my dearest children and other lovely 500 MOTHER FUCKING followers don't recognize!

(how the did i rack up 500????)

So...

I was...

honestly considering...

✨Father Cereal.✨

um

kinda funny.

haha

.LAUGH

anyways. yeah.

or Random Cereal Box.

Random Cereal?

Cereal.

tell me your thoughts :.[

I can't survive as "Some Random Person?" anymore...

UPD

Well... Father Cereal is getting quite a few votes...

I'll leave it open for a day, but looks like it might just be father cereal 😭

STOP WITH DADDY OATS IM SHTTING MYSELF