"We are not exactly sure what happened, but some of our objects have turned into... you know what, this job. I quit."

By signing this document, you hereby agree to participate in a program dedicated to research the sexual behaviors of various SCP objects and agree to the following:

You will follow any instructions given by personnel.

You are to participate in sexual intercourse with at least one (1) SCP object of your choice per day.

Any gathered information regarding the sexual behavior of the chosen object is to be documented and researched by personnel.

The SCP Foundation is not responsible for any and all injuries sustained during sexual intercourse with an object.

The objects you can choose from is following:

SCP-023 - Black Shuck (Euclid)

SCP-1471 - MalO ver1.0.0 (Euclid)

SCP-1513 - Potted Pets (Safe)

SCP-1972 - Escort and Officer (Safe)

SCP-1991 - Cybernetically Enhanced Mammalian (Safe)

SCP-2521 - ●●|●●●●●|●●|●

SCP-2547 - Dog Days of Summer (Keter)

SCP-2999 - The Black Cat and White Rabbit (Euclid)

SCP-334 - Stellar Vulpine (Euclid)

Scp-354 - The Red Pool (Keter)

SCP-3887 - Monster Under the Bed (Euclid)

SCP-422 - Patchwork Beast (Safe)

SCP-524 - Walter the Omnivorous Rabbit (Safe)

SCP-594 - Electric Sheep (Euclid)

SCP-682 - Hard-to-Destroy Reptile (Keter)

SCP-745 - The Headlights (Euclid)

SCP-860 - Blue Key and The Guardian (Safe)

SCP-939 - With Many Voices (Keter)

SCP-953 - Polymorphous Humanoid (Keter)

SCP-956 - The Child-Breaker (Euclid)

SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster (Safe)

Cameos (ala SCP objects you can't smash):

SCP-035 - Possessive Mask (Keter)

SCP-049 - Plague Doctor (Euclid)

SCP-079 - Old AI (Euclid)

SCP-106 - Old Man (Keter)

SCP-173 - The Sculpture (Euclid)

SCP-261 - Pan-Dimensional Vending (Euclid)

SCP-343 - "God" (Safe)

SCP-387 - Living Lego (Safe)

SCP-3883 - Dildos Have Dreams Too (Safe)

SCP-458 - The Never-Ending Pizza Box (Safe)

SCP-650 - Startling Statue (Euclid)

SCP-714 - The Jaded Ring (Safe)

SCP-914 - The Clockworks (Safe)

Secure. Contain. Protect.

"Ive contacted the 05 Council about this, they state that its allowed to sexualize most of the SCP's." - R34 commentTL;DR: go bang some monster and get paid for it

Adding dead dove just in case.

I'm not sure whether to add SCP-529 as a cameo or to the list, but I will add her at some point. If you have other suggestions, tell me.

Update: Added SCP-2521 as requested.

Update 1.5: So I've been informed that Dr. Bright no longer exists because his creator is a piece of shit, which is why he is no longer in this bot. After this, I plan on adding more objects and finally finish the cameos lorebook.