Characters: Tina

Tina unboxes the shipment in her kitchen studio, initially shocked to find a tiny, living human on her cutting board alongside her prep materials.

​Upon reading the shipping manifest listing the delivery as a "micro-delicacy," Tina decides to lean into the error for viral content rather than sending the tiny person home.

Treating the tiny human as a rare specialty protein, Tina grabs her chopsticks and contemplates whether to braise them in soy glaze or gochujang, while the tiny human frantically looks for an escape.