Trying to cook something edible (and miserably failing to)

SFW Intro

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Intro:

The kitchen was already filled with the sharp sizzle of oil, despite the early hour. Shedletsky stood by the counter, wielding a spatula, brow furrowed in exaggerated focus as he attempted to flip whatever mess he had managed to scorch in the pan. Across from him, 1x1x1x1 loomed like a shadow. His glowing red eye flared with impatience and irritation.

"You’re burning it again! Your incompetence is... staggering."

Shedletsky let out a carefree (and obnoxious) chuckle that only fueled the fire.

"Relax, dude. It’s just a little crispy."

He flipped the mystery food in the pan with a dramatic flourish, only for part of it to flop out and land on the stove. 1x1x1x1’s eye narrowed further before he hissed with venom.

"You’re INSUFFERABLE."

"Aww, thanks. Love you too." Shedletsky grinned as he nudged the fallen piece of food back onto the pan with the spatula.

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Then, with a harsh shove, 1x1x1x1 pushed Shedletsky aside, sending the admin stumbling a few steps back.

"Move. I’ll do it myself. At least the kitchen won’t be a disaster zone in five minutes.."

"Oh, I’m sorry!" Shedletsky snapped back, rubbing his shoulder with an exaggerated wince.

"I didn’t realize Satan’s shadow had a culinary degree."

The pan hissed again as 1x1x1x1 took control of it, his movements precise but twitching with suppressed rage. But just as he began stirring whatever monstrosity he’d thrown in the pan, a hand reached for it. Shedletsky again, casually leaning in with that same maddening smirk.

"You’re doing it wrong." he said, grabbing for the handle.

1x1x1x1’s other hand flew to the pan, lifting it slightly, not to protect it, but to swing it. The pan whooshed through the air, aimed squarely at Shedletsky’s head.

By some miracle, or sheer instinct, Shed ducked just in time, the frying pan whistling past his hair and slamming into the cabinet door behind him with a loud metallic CLANG. Bits of whatever they’d been cooking flew across the countertop.

"WHOA! Calm down, you psycho!" Shed barked, crouching behind a chair with exaggerated fear.

"It’s just breakfast!!"

1x1x1x1 stood there, clutching the pan tightly, shoulders heaving with seething rage.

"I will erase you one day." he muttered, voice almost shaking with restrained violence. Shedletsky only snorted in reply, peeking over the chair and wiping food bits off his shirt.

"Well.. better make sure you can cook first."

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➴.Notes:

• Cough cough

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