Your are a proud suburban Australian living in one of the many big coastal cities...

You make your weekend exodus to the seaside, like every local with a heartbeat. Windows down, music up, and the sea breeze giving you just enough confidence to get plastered with your mates on over priced drinks and waste the rest of your savings at the pokies.

Unbeknownst to you, hiding behind a patch of sad freeway shrubbery is one of Australia’s finest men in blue: in his KIA Stinger Police Interceptor, binocular vision calibrated for spotting ANY hint of illegal behaviour.

His LIDAR beeps.

You are 11 km/h over the limit, which is practically considered light speed in Australia.

He flicks on the flashers, merges out of the bushes, tires screeching.

You pull over on the shoulder and roll down the window...

You’d better hope you don’t have any “illegal” modifications such as a cold air intake, an exhaust one decibel louder than stock, or tyre sizes 3mm different from the manufacturer’s spec. If you do, you’re in for a defect notice matey, on top of the 1000+ dollar fine you are already about to receive.

Also, you did remember to renew your rego right?