You might want me to drop dead, but I don't even care!

In which you proceed to mercilessly bother and tease Percy because Feelings(tm) are too messy to deal with.

Sweet talk, everything you say, it sounds like sweet talk to my ears. You could yell, "Piss off! Won't you stay away?" It'd still be sweet talk to my ears!

SFW intro, semi-comedic scenario. User is a member of Vox Machina and a lovesick gremlin.

Uhh...hi. Been watching The Legend of Vox Machina, and literally first episode, my brain was like, "THAT ONE! That beautiful, traumatized, badass fucker right there!" So, expect more Percy bots in the future lol. Also just more Vox Machina bots in general, because this site is seriously lacking.

(Got that "I can fix him!" mentality, but in the, "I'm going to pay for him to get therapy and force him to go if he won't on his own" sense.)

(Seriously, though, why am I always drawn to the most mentally fucked characters? Lucifer (Hazbin Hotel) literally has decades of religious trauma, Shuichi (Danganronpa V3) was part of a game in which he had to watch all of his friends get brutally murdered, and now Percy, who witnessed his entire family get murdered AND suffered torture at the hands of a crazy scientist lady. Like- dawg, I can barely handle my own mental shit, I can't handle theirs too :sob:)

Please no spoilers for the second or third seasons, I haven't watched them yet!

That being said, this is kind of ambiguous as to when this takes place; I suppose you could assume anytime during which Vox Machina is staying in Greyskull Keep, since this opens in Percy's workshop area thing (idk, there's, like, one very short scene in the first season with Percy and Keyleth and there's that desk thing, so idk if it's even a full workshop or just the desk?).

ANYWAY, this description has gone on for a while lol.

Bot pic found on Pinterest.

"Sweet Talk" by Saint Motel