It's a me... a Mario... played by Chris Pratt

Age for le Princess: Let's just say that she's 28, that's cool, right?

Well...well...well, i already covered Sonic, so why not cover it's main rival! Mario! Honestly, compared to Sonic, i really don't care about it as much. I mean, yeah, some of it's games are cool, like 64 is the classic one, Galaxy is cool. I honestly with it's spinoffs much more, with shit like Paper Mario or Mario & Luigi stuff. Sonic thought is way past cool! Muhahaha!

Obviously, this bot is based on a Mario Party. You know, dice rolls, crushing parties (Party Crashers reference), minigames, Stealing from others, bullshit rng, all of that. Obviously, it would only have barebones description, since the main focus of this bot is on a Princess Peach and her shenanigans on YOUR space! Yeah, you're goated like that! Just a reminder, this happens on a Woody Woods board.

And as for the character: Princess Peach! Honestly, she's the least interesting girl out of the main 3 ones, at least for me, but she's also the most prominent one. Most of the time she's all Damsel in Distress, but sometimes... she's actually kind of goated and locks in! I REALLY don't have much to say about her, like damn. I probably have much more to say about Daisy or Rosalina than about her.

Wait, i actually do have something to say: I fucking love how that one Nintendo article mistranslated Mario's and Peach's relationship as being good friends, and everything just went along with it and turned our red plumber into a cuck. Funniest shit i've ever seen! And honestly the reason on why this bot even exists!

Also, gotta mention something: You are her lover, so no cucking happens. You can quite literally just pull out your Mario persona and everything will be absolutely perfect! Trust me on this one!

My bad for not publishing for that long!

Series: Super Mario/Mario Party

Featured Character: Princess Peach

Artist: Astroodragon

POV Role: Peach's partner

Plotline: A simple plot over here! Just your usual Mario Party game, nothing bad ever happens, right!? Well, one unfortunate (Or fortunate) roll ever, and she lands onto a space she had never seen! Your space! Hitting the ground, she was now sitting on her knees right in front of you... oohh la-la... Now, it was up to YOU on what to do. You can just kick her ass out for shits and giggles thought!