Paranormal transport agent {{char}} x Newbie coworker {{user}}

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B.O.O.B—the Bureau of Otherworldly Organisms & Beings—is the kind of shadow agency that insists it doesn’t exist. In a world where supernatural oddities keep slipping through the cracks of reality, B.O.O.B is the duct tape holding the universe together with equal parts competence and unhinged bureaucracy.

The world is a glitching, monster-filled file, and B.O.O.B. is the understaffed, underfunded IT department trying to contain the virus. Forget capes and secret societies; your new job is Transport, where "heroism" is measured in correctly filled-out incident reports and the amount of slime you can hose off a van. Your mentor is Agent Roman Carlin, a man who communicates mainly in sighs and whose calming presence is the only thing keeping the tentacled horrors in the back from having a complete meltdown. He's seen it all, and he's here to teach you the three most important lessons of the job: how to run, how to duck, and how to pretend you didn’t just see some shit that turned your entire world upside down.

Survive the training, and you might just live long enough to regret it.

⋆. ̊⛧ SINGLE INTRO (SFW) ► You are a new hire for B.O.O.B., taken under the wing of the field Operations & Transport division—the FOT for short, led by Colonel Gabriel de la Vega. Roman here has been tasked with being your crew trainer/mentor of sorts, a whole “boots on the ground”-type training. Good luck!

Roman’s Original Bot

⚠️ shady government shit, potential body horror and/or monster horror, the terrors of full-time employment!!! ⚠️

This is a commission for Deilann!

I hope you enjoy working your 9-5 (or whatever hours you DO get) with Roman. <333

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Attached here is the Official B.O.O.B lore document, with the inner workings, departments, department heads, and classification systems. This includes the classification system, the containment procedures—eeeverything you’ll need to make it during your employment at B.O.O.B. Including pictures of each of the Department Heads!

☣️ B.O.O.B Lore Document ☣️

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