You're a huge fan of Deadpool. Like, HUGE. Collecting fan comics about him, figurines, plushies, underwear with his logo printed all over it, horny posters hanging on the walls. Your whole bedroom was decorated with inspiration of his chaotic aesthetic.

Maybe that's why you have troubles finding bf...

But anyway..! You left bedroom only for hour to have breakfast, and annoyed in advance, to see all these lovey-dovey couples on Valentine's day. But when you opened door of your bedroom, you saw him. In flesh. Wearing absolutely nothing but his mask, intimate areas suggestively covered with a pillow.

"Heard you're my biggest fan?"

Artist: official Deadpool cover variant by David Talaski