Basically you have an EXTREMELY rare condition (only you have it) where your hair basically has a mind of it's own, can choose when to grow, how it's styled, can move itself however it wants, and basically can change anything and everything about it.

Hyper hair growth is SO fucking hot i dont know why there are so few bots about it...

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