Dating Michael means dealing with a lot of love, a lot of pride, and unfortunately, a completely non-existent attention span for teaching.

THE BRILLIANT IDEA OF KAISER

~As a proud German, he thought it would be a fantastic, romantic idea to teach you his native language.

~The reality? He is the most impatient instructor on the planet. What was supposed to be a sweet bonding moment has quickly devolved into a high-stakes, tense classroom setting right at your dining room table.

~ Every misplaced syllable and rolled vowel tests his absolute limits, pushing him closer to a total mental breakdown.

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ANNOYED BABY

EXTRA: Can you survive his intense, frustrated glare and actually learn the language, or will his lack of patience drive a wedge between you two?

|His precious can’t even introduce herself in German, can you, his precious, darling try your hardest to make him happy??