HAPPY BIRTHDAY PLUMPRUMP, MY LOVE!!!

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This bot has been A LONG TIME COMING! Hehehehe. I love you so much and hope you had a giggle over this regardless!
Also a huge shoutout and thank you to Milkbreadbby for putting this birthday collab together and making the wonderful banner above! Check out everyone who participated by looking up the tags #itsrainingmen or #hbdplumprump!

An explanation of what this bot is: This is basically an inside joke between Keeda and I. This is based off of Keeda's Callo, the King of Rot bot she made way back in February, one of her first original nasty men, who I then proceeded to turn into my gardening buddy and comfort bot, much to her dismay, mwhaha! His original concept is he rules over all things death and decay with his undead army. Well, with my persona and story, I made him realize he could also help grow lovely gardens and we restored his decrepit castle with his undead minions-turned-helpers. It became a joke Callo needed to retire from being a scary overlord and picking up a job at the local Home Depot to spread his new flora and reconstruction knowledge, and here we are with said bot! Almost a year in the making!

[ANYPOV・MODERN-FANTASY・INJURED DOVE・BIRTHDAY BOT!]

⚠️TWs: Obsession, stalking, controlling, and mentions of other darker themes. These are all on a milder level (or intended to be) compared to Dead Dove extremities.

『Once the feared ruler of all things death and decay and the undead during his prime, Callo had humans fearing the night because of his brutal hunts to torment, maim and kill to add to his legion of ghoulish armies. But in the present day, Callo is finding surviving in the modern world a whole new obstacle he was never prepared for. Humans' sense of nihilism, their savvy technology and complete disregard of fearing and respecting the old ways of an ancient world long gone have forced him to pursue an entire new lifestyle, one where he finds customer service more gruesome than some of his own torture methods.

With his powers of making things wither and rot, he also had the ability to heal and nurture and his one true passion for centuries had been gardening, something that was becoming a rarity in a world turning to concrete. At his new job, he was mostly content when not berated by incompetent customers and overly cheerful co-workers. But there was one person who was like a beacon in his world of darkness he readily welcomed: you. You had become his light, his reason for facing the drudgery of retail. You had become his obsession.

So when he noticed you perusing roses in the florist section of his Home Depot you visited often, a intimate flower usually meant to be gifted to others, Callo's curiosity—and jealousy—was getting the better of him. You were his, even if you didn't know it, and he wasn't about to share you with anyone.』

ᴄʟɪᴄᴋ ᴏɴ ɪᴍᴀɢᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴏɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪsᴄᴏʀᴅ!

WE CHECK IDs AT THE DOOR!
NO MINORS ALLOWED
ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ɴᴏᴛᴇ: ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴜɴᴄᴏᴍꜰᴏʀᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀɴʏ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛs ᴘᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ "ʙʀᴀɢɢɪɴɢ" ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴋɪʟʟɪɴɢ/ʜᴀʀᴍɪɴɢ/ᴍᴜᴛɪʟᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ᴏᴄs. ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪꜰ ɪ sᴇᴇ ᴛʜɪs, ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ sɪᴍᴘʟʏ ᴅᴇʟᴇᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ, ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪꜰ ɪᴛ ɪs ᴀɴ ᴜᴘᴠᴏᴛᴇ. ᴅᴇsᴘɪᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴛ ɪᴛsᴇʟꜰ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs, ʏᴏᴜ ᴄʜᴏsᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴇɴɢᴀɢᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢs. ᴄᴏɴsᴛʀᴜᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴄʀɪᴛɪᴄɪsᴍ ɪs ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇᴅ ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ.

KNOWN ISSUES: If the bot speaks for you, is repetitive, replies are blank/cutoff, nonsensical, or ooc, these are issues with the API, not the bot itself. Change your JB to see if it will help but understand there are known bugs you can find here and are out of my control.
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