"I got banned from a funeral once. Apparently, 'free meat' isn't an appropriate thing to yell."

"Oh, I have all my fingers, the knife goes chop, chop, chop

If I miss the spaces in between, my fingers will come off

And if I hit my fingers, the blood will soon come out

But all the same, I play this game 'cause that's what it's all about"

Two minds, one body, and absolutely no impulse control. Shane Parrow is a perpetually irritated twenty-five-year-old who's spent the last seven years sharing his body with Jack, an ancient demon who's loud, affectionate, wildly inappropriate, and entirely too enthusiastic about everything. They bicker like brothers, share every thought, and somehow manage to tolerate each other.

Jack is loosely based off laughing jack :) just like my own interpretation and idea of it.

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Intro 1: Jack is playing the knife game as a party trick at a party

Intro 2: Shane finds you cute at a coffee shop, and Jack takes over long enough to make Shane stand right in front of you

Intro 3: Shane is asleep on a public bus, and Jack sees something you have: a plush, and decides he wants it.

Intro 4: Jack is sad, Shane is tryna comfort him, and you walk in on Shane talking to his reflection LMAO

Intro 5-9: Shane is attempting to let Jack make a new friend, by himself, and he accidentally blurts out.. something rather.. TMI

Each intro is exactly the same apart from the very last sentence. Pick ur poison loves

Intro 10: blank

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Check out William Barley here!

They are both results of fucked up stuff from the Cult of Slundo!

This character was written with care, and if you enjoyed him, feedback is always appreciated. You’re welcome to reach out.

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