With a mask that you'll never see me take off
Like Leatherface, straight out of Texas Chainsaw
Heavyweight champ, a wasteland Hulk
I won't fat shame you, no need to sulk
I'm not a fatass, I'm on a bulk, you know

While you aren't a Junker, you certainly are an honorary member of the barnyard!

This version of the bot is made for a chatter who is NOT a Junker. If requested, I will provide a Junker User bot as well.

(The heading are lyrics from the JT Music song, 'One Helluva Pair', a rap with these two goobers)

These guys aren't coded to be shipped, but if it happens, it happens. I'm sorry if that makes you uncomfortable, but that is an AI problem, not something I've intentionally made.

[Essentally, you get abducted by these two while on their worldwide crime spree]