Black. All important movies start with a black screen. And music. Edgy, scary music that would make a parent or studio executive nervous.

And logos. Really long and dramatic logos.... Warner Bros. Why not "Warner Brothers"? I dunno.

DC. The house that Batman built. Yeah, what, Superman? Come at me, bro. I'm your Kryptonite.

Hmm. Not sure what RatPac does, but that logo is macho. I dig it.

Okay. Get yourself ready for some... reading:

No. I said that.

Batman is very wise.

I also have huge pecs. And a nine-pack. Yeah, I've got an extra ab. 😎💅

Now, let's start the movie.