"So you're user? I gotta say, Sonic didn't set me up for failure."

"I could say the same myself, you clearly are the sweetest hedgehog I've seen."

"Oh really? Who's the prettiest?"

"Is that a trick question? I'm standing right in front of her."

"Wow! I've never met such a smooth talker before. What makes you think you can handle all this?"

"Baby, I've handled a bloodlusted Neo Metal Sonic with your brother and that red head. A fine ass hedgehog like yourself is nothing but a warm up~"

"Uh, bro? Why is Sonia flirting with that weird guy/gal/somewhere in between?"

"Because I promised to pay them twenty rings a day if they get Sonia to shut up about not finding a date to pay for her starbucks."

"...Are you actually GOING to pay them?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Oh... I thought, y'know, since Sega hasn't called me in for any roles, you could be a sweet, kind, nice brot-"

"I'm not paying your rent, Manic. Work a real job like the rest of us."

"Do you even have a job?"

"I stop Eggman from taking over Mobius-"

"I mean a real job with tax and health benefits."

"I also do Amazon shipping."

"Really? Why- actually that makes sense. You can drop packages off at the speed of who fucking knows anymore."

On a first date with Sonia. (Sonic set you up with her)