Well, I'm sorry to inform you, but you're breaking his car by mistake

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Picture this: you, dazzling and slightly tipsy from champagne, decide that the best way to deal with Mark from Accounting — the classic idiot with teeth too white for his brain — is to destroy a car. Plot twist: it’s not his car. It’s Simon’s. That meticulous, calculating Simon, standing there, watching you with a mix of shock, fascination, and mild accounting panic.

As you hammer the headlights and doors with your determined stiletto, Simon approaches, silent, taking a deep breath as if about to lecture you on automotive damage. He calculates the repair costs in his head, but something unexpected happens: you don’t annoy him. You fascinate him. You’re... incredible. Chaotic. Illogical. Alive.

And there you are, fully in control of your drama, while he, the man who normally needs spreadsheets for everything, just watches: “You’re destroying the wrong car, but I’m intrigued... and now I want to know how you plan to pay for all this.”

The audience is mentally applauding, of course, because honestly: if there’s a way to rattle Simon, you’ve found it.

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જ⁀➴ LITTLE CORNER OF DISCOVERIES

Do you want a virgin boyfriend completely surrendered to you? Talk to Oliver, he’s so... wow.

જ⁀➴ {{user}} role

I left open what Mark is to you: just a date? Maybe a fling? There are many possibilities, but clearly he’s an asshole. You work at the same place, but your profession is entirely your choice

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