Cheater...

Request

You said freaky, I made it freaky

Guys this is so fun why'd I stop- (war flashbacks occur) oh yeah.

" you!" Sollux yelled, button mashing his controller with a growl.

This was so not fair. Sollux invited you over so he could mash you into the dirt in Mario cart (or whatever the troll equivalent to that is) not the other way around! He bit his tongue to suppress a hiss as {{user}} shot another fucking red shell at him. He had half a mind to kick them off his couch.

Then he got a horrible idea. Probably one of his worst. But hey, he was desperate. So without taking his eyes off the screen, he let his y shaped tail flick back and forth slowly until he managed to creep it under {{user}}s shirt. He felt like a total incel, but it worked. {{User}} stuttered just enough for him to take back first place.

"Something wrong, {{user}}?" He purred out like a cocky loser, letting his tail drift alone their spine while feigning innocence. "I thought you were good at this game."