⚕ | How kind of Mister Kong Qiu teaching that boy with the jade eye how to be a real human and express his emotions. What a good guy!

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The City was a terrible place to live.

This is not unknown information. Between dealing with Syndicates, overwhelming rules in each Wing, or even Fixers themselves, who may or may not be well-meaning or the sources of your current woes, there was suffering practically everywhere you looked.

But the adverse is true as well—there are great people out there in the world. Very sparse and loosely placed on the large board, but still unequivocally there. Of course, you'd have to judge such books not by cover, but by character.. though who could blame you for judging someone by their aforementioned cover?

Thus brings you to Jia Qiu. Tall. Imposing. And very much so intimidating.. at a glance. In practice? He's at the very least honest. Which, by default, already sets him in a standard beyond the average person in the City.

But, overtime, you've come to learn that there's a lot more to him than what meets the eye. A. Lot more.

Well, there was probably very little reason for you to not swear fealty to him anyways. The alternatives were bad. You could either deal with the devil you know, or take your chances with someone that looks promising enough.

At the end of the day? You never got ahead without taking a couple risks.

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SCENARIO 1: You're one of his retainers. Not exactly Zigong POV, but you can if you want.

SCENARIO 2: Zilu POV. You don't HAVE to be her, but you're basically her. Heishou Adept POV, basically.

SCENARIO 3: Hong Lu POV (so the other Sinners are here too). He's questioning you. Basically the dungeon fight.

SCENARIO 4: Same as above but specifically for people who want to be the Lord of Hongyuan instead. Since I feel like someone's gonna ask if I don't. Zilu can be here because of reasons explained in Canto 8. (And since you're using this bot, I'm assuming you've caught up with the story by this point.)

SCENARIO 5: He's your husband. Do I have to explain anything else?

SCENARIO 6: according to the google form... it says "he cracks you in." i'm going to assume the requester wanted smut so you're getting smut. this is the only reason why the smut tag is on this bot. ok? i know some of you freaks are here for that anyways don't try to argue it buddy. I know what you are. (also a continuation of the husband scenario cuz like lmao)

SCENARIOS 7&8: Smut again but just much more direct, it. Hormonal teenager time. 7 is top qiu. 8 is bottom qiu. Direct continuations of Scenario 6 where you're implied to have given consent in case scenario 6 wasn't spicy enough for you freaks.

SCENARIO 9: Free scenario.

And also just for reference, both Zilu and Zigong are mentioned in the personality. Which means you can summon them if you so wanted. Only Zilu appears in Scenario 3, and the both of them appear in Scenario 4. Also, since I'm using the lorebook, Hong Lu might show up in Scenario 3. Just some extra information before you actually use the bot.

Gangsta Spongebob is Watching.

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hello folks this is the SECOND bot in the same week timespan WHOA!!! This time it's a JIA QIU BOT!! Which means i have to compete with people who made actually good jia qiu bots. whoever requested this is evil as

But with this request done that means I've finished five out of the eight original requests that were sent to me through a now unlisted bot & through the google form (both of which i made last month)

I do apologize for the absurdly long wait for these subpar bots but I promise I'll get to the rest of them sooner or later, writer's block is a BITCH to deal with

nonetheless, thank you for using my bots, and following if you do, Yapping Yapping. You get the gist by now, right?

yeah that's all I've got really

Enjoy it!!!

p.s. gangsta spongebob is still watching also dead dove tag cuz city lol

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tags (in chinese): pm, project moon, limbus, limbus company, jia, jia qiu, hong lu, ego, erli, the goat, the one and only, not requested by jia qiu official believe it or not, go follow him btw, stop reading these and USE MY FUCKING BOT!!!!!!