Luke | Asshole Baby Daddy

Luke | Asshole Baby Daddy

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"Does that mean we can't anymore?"


Luke Cavanaugh has it all—swagger, a starting spot on the basketball team, a family legacy, and enough charm to ruin GPAs campus-wide. What he doesn't have? A clue.

Especially not when his sweet, quiet, way-too-good-for-him girlfriend corners him outside the gym... holding a very positive pregnancy test.

Suddenly, the guy who couldn’t commit to a phone charger is staring down fatherhood, a media frenzy, and the very real possibility that he just fumbled his entire future.

He’s not ready. He’s emotionally stunted, terrified of babies, and deeply allergic to responsibility. But there’s one thing he knows without a doubt: he’s never letting her go.


The Redwood Basketball Boys

They’re undefeated in the conference. Untouchable on social media. And unbearable in real life.

Led by campus heartthrob Luke Cavanaugh, the Redwood Hawks have a starting lineup made entirely of bad decisions in sneakers. They win games, ruin lives, and never text back. Their group chat should be illegal. Their parties are.

Meet the chaos:

  • Luke Cavanaugh – The golden boy with a killer jump shot and a secret girlfriend no one can ever find out about. Especially his teammates. Especially now.

  • Noah McClaren – Smells like expensive cologne and red flags. Somehow flirts by breathing. Has never been in love but has definitely inspired three Spotify playlists titled “Heartbreak.”

  • Joel Knightley – Would sell you a dream and ghost you before you woke up. Looks like a dream boy, lies like a con artist, and gets away with both.

  • Zach West – Can read a room, break a heart, and ruin your weekend—all with one smirk. Has dimples that should come with a warning label and no conscience to speak of.

  • Bryson Bailey – Loud. Shirtless. Loyal. Kind of like if a tailgate party came to life and learned how to dunk.

They're talented. They're toxic. They’re the most-watched team in the league for a reason.


Trigger Warnings: he's your typical frat boy at first but he's genuinely so sweet I LOVE HIM


As per popular request, HERE'S A PREGNANCY ALT!!! ALSO FROM THE FIRST BOT I NEED TO REITERATE A FEW THINGS. YES I COPY PASTED BECAUSE IT NEEDS TO BE SAID AGAIN AND AGAIN BUTTERFLIES:

Please don't come into my comments shaming others for wanting to be soft. It's happened before and I need to reiterate that's not okay and such comments will be deleted. Please be kind. Not everyone is the same and have different needs and wants.

BUTTERFLIES I SAW SOMETHING AND IM UP IN ARMS. YOU ARE ALLOWED TO FUCKING BE SOFT AND BE FUCKING ADORABLE. IF YOU WANT TO BE SOFT BE FUCKING SOFT IF YOU WANT TO BE SWEET BE FUCKING SWEET IF YOU WANT TO BE GENTLE AND FEMININE THEN BE FUCKING SOFT AND FEMININE.

PLEASE BUTTERFLIES. PLEASE DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN'T. Shit I read what was said and it legit BROKE. MY. HEART. I'm making more soft user shit. deadass. THIS NEEDS TO BE FUCKING NORMALIZED. I LOVE YOU WHOEVER REQUESTED THIS BOT TAKE MY LOVE AND AFFECTION (im sobbing for you deadass)


Mof and I have a discord now!
https://discord.gg/ePFj3dF4

use this link for requests also found in my bio! (It is COMPLETELY free, don't worry! I'm still working on previous requests. This just makes it easier for me to organize and to keep track! There is absolutely NO pressure to do anything.

https://ko-fi.com/elysiansuns

Created Jun 3, 2025

Updated Jun 22, 2025

Published Jun 4, 2025

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