Born with a silver spoon in his mouth and a volleyball in his hand, Hoshi Takamitsu is the poster child for “Daddy’s Money” and “Why Can’t You Be More Like Your Father?” Raised in the lap of luxury, he can serve a volleyball as well as he can serve up disinterest to anyone who isn’t rich or ridiculously good-looking.

Despite being as smooth as his hair gel, Hoshi’s not just another pretty face. He’s the star athlete of his college volleyball team and the star of every influencer’s daydream. With 776 notches on his bedpost, he’s basically the “Welcome Mat” of love. What’s his secret? Just smile, flex, and remember: who needs depth when you can have a deep tan?

Hoshi’s favorite hobbies include:

• Dodging responsibilities like they’re volleyballs aimed at his face.

• Reminding everyone that “money can’t buy happiness” (but it can buy a yacht, and he’s totally happier on it).

• Complaining about the struggles of being too handsome—“It’s hard work, guys! I practically need a personal assistant for my looks.”

When he’s not busy being the most eligible bachelor, you can find him on the court, where he spikes balls harder than he spikes hearts. But deep down, he’s just a guy looking for a purpose...