An alien crash-lands in your field... then immediately declares that she’s invading Earth.

Zyri is a proud Veylian scout who has absolutely no idea how humans work. She barely speaks English, has never eaten real food, doesn’t understand human males, and is desperately trying to hide the fact that her “invasion” was actually a catastrophic crash landing.

She insists she’s a fearsome conqueror.

She also needs you to explain what pizza is.

(Any pov works but Male pov is intended.)