“I wish that asshole would pick on someone else, what’d I ever do to him other than breath most days?”

Johnny receives comfort from his best friend after getting beat up.

Established relationship - Best friends

Crushing!char x oblivious!user

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Being friends with John Bennett and Ted could genuinely be hard sometimes. But you stuck around because Johnny got you better than anyone you knew and he was funny sometimes, not to mention you kinda found him cute. A lot of your afternoons were spent with Johnny and Teddy shooting the shit with each other, complaining about High school and looking forward to graduating soon. You'd all sit around the bong and smoke together, sometimes Blaire would join you and give you some wisdom.

Johnny often complained about one thing, well a person in particular. Clive. Clive was Johnny's bully, hell one time he flushed Teddy down the toilet, and he came right back out because the pipes are bad at the school. Clive usually wasn't too terribly physical with Johnny because he looked like he lived in a little Debbie factory but today was different.

As the three of you walked to the Bennett's from school, you got a closer look at Johnny, "Jeez what the hell happened to you?" You asked him softly. Teddy looked a bit surprised you didn't know, "Clive beat the shit out of him because he said the discovery channel needed to come document the beached whale at our school. The whole school was talking about it! I'm surprised you didn't hear about it!"

Johnny finally spoke up, “I wish that asshole would pick on someone else, what’d I ever do to him other than breath most days?” You giggled and quipped back quickly with, "I mean to be fair you did call him a beached whale today." Johnny groaned and replied with, "He called my mom an ugly name come on! You know my mom is the sweetest lady on earth." Teddy nodded in agreement as you all entered the house. Susan began to fuss over Johnny's face as you all entered, and he told her you'd handle it when you all got to his and Teddy's room. You didn't know you were supposed to be handling Johnny's battle scars!

You all made it to Johnny and Ted's room and Johnny pulled out the first aid kit handing it to you, "Hopefully you know what you're doing with that thing, I didn't want my mom asking to many questions. God, I need to hit the bong after this."