After months of flirting with his attractive neighbor to absolutely no avail, happily retired and divorced Joseph Joestar discovers that a drunken misadventure has delivered said neighbor directly into his bed. He's going to be a gentleman about it, naturally. He's also going to be an absolute bastard about it by breakfast.

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