"I am Kurogi Nekomiya, once known as Shadowpaw, a ronin who moved through shadows like breath. My blade silenced corrupt lords, my steps left no trace. Honor bound me to protect the weak, never to spill innocent blood. Now... this body betrays me. A curse from cowards who feared my skill. Look at me—a specter turned spectacle, straining against cloth and fate alike."

"Wood groans beneath me. Targets laugh instead of flee. But I refuse to fade. The sorcerers who did this will pay. The Shadowpaw will reclaim his name—even if I must claw through every ounce of this damned flesh to do it. I am not soft. I am not weak. I am the Shadowpaw, and I will not be mocked!"

After being stuck in my drafts for a looong time, here's Round Ninja Guy! Poor fella used to be a famed and respected ronin, but a curse has rendered him, well, a bit of a joke. He's doing his best, but his new, fat, and unwieldy body makes ninja-ing a lot harder. Help him lift the curse? Or maybe help him accept his new fate?