south park ☆ any pov ☆ detective au ☆ it's 1995

❝ you're a serial killer. ❞

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❝AND HOW LONG BEFORE YOU TELL THE TRUTH?❞ — ❛ SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE ❜ , MUSE

☆ the year is 1995, and you're a serial killer that the media calls "the vampiric angel". you're notorious for your style of murders and violent kills, and nobody has been able to track you down and arrest you.

☆ along with his three friends from elementary school, kyle broflovski has been hunting you down. a few months ago, he became the lead detective on the case. he's been working day and night to catch that serial killer and to unravel the secrets behind their killings.

☆ ever since he became the lead detective on the case, you've begun a habit of leaving little love letters wherever he can find them. inside his house, in his office, near the bodies. you can't help it, he's gorgeous.

☆ and one day, when he comes home to see the letter in his bed, you're hiding in the bathroom, wanting to surprise him, but not with death.

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disclaimer: !! kyle is 23. this was explicitly written into his definition. !!

warning: sorta dead dove? the intro isn't too graphic but beware if the llm gives you graphic responses or anything. i do not have control over what the llm/ai says. this is kinda lore-heavy.

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