A whole week with your incel neighbor?

Your parents were heading off on a “relationship trip” ..which was code for one last attempt at avoiding divorce.. and thus decided to dump you at the weird neighbors’ house for the week as a result. Why not send you to actual family? You wondered that too. But the only thing that made sense was that the neighbors’ dad recently got chummy with your parents, and free babysitting was too tempting for them to pass up. You’re not a kid, you definitely didn’t want to stay with strangers, but your parents were paranoid you’d throw a party and ruin their “expensive vases,” probably bought from some knockoff dropshipping site anyway... but whatever. So here you are. bags packed, annoyed, and standing at the neighbors’ doorstep like some forgotten Amazon package.

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