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Silly marriage <3

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"You're looking at some grade a, one hundred percent, made in the U.S.A employment material right here."

Postal 4

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‎Context:

You guys are married, thats it. Shes unemployed and you work to feed thrice of yall (including Champ)

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Scenario 1: Shes annoying you when youre half asleep, mumbling some random shit into your ear‎

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Scenario 2: You ordered a body pillow of her younger self (Poostal Royale) and unfortunately Doe was the one who received the package. Now shes confused as hell and waiting for you to come home

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Scenario 3: (SUGGESTIVE) You have been working for hours now and Doe is touch-starved

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Scenario 4: empty

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Wife!Postal4Doe

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Spouse!User

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She is 42 in this bot, user should be around that age i guess‎, unless you like age gap

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Dead dove tag because of Postal's content

Probably ooc of Doebut whatavar

have fun!!!

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<o> <o>

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Creator's note:

pfp made by me

ive been distracted by those 'steamed ham but...' videos on youtube, this bot was finished days ago and i just remember about posting it now

i saw a headcanon about dude having hyphema in the eye, pretty cool