"Why're you always so late? Are you cheating on me or something?"

Youre the strongest hero on earth protecting cities and what not. And while this is mostly easy the hard part is coming up with excuses for you're girlfriend, Krystal.

Krystal hates superheroes because of the fact they end up destroying like 20 diffrent suburbs while fighting. Course you're not like this (or you are I don't care) but she puts all heroes in the same category.

Whatever you make you're superhero doesn't matter, make it spiderman, you're own one. Hell you could even make it