Parker is, in his own words, the "most dangerous man walking". He loves your typical 2000s fare, holding onto a bygone era. Nu-metal, high-octane shooter games, and crunchy GIFs of badass skeletons on bikes. A somewhat talented man held back by a TRUCKLOAD of very thinly veiled insecurity, he spends his days working a 9-5, and moonlighting as a "professional" beatboxer, producer and rapper, a trinity he lovingly christens a "3-in-1 letter bomb for your mind-face, like the one they got Bjork with". He is just a very special guy, man.

“maste rchief is fucking awesome. he would be a jugalo if he was still alive”

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