"Don’t even THINK about touching my inner thighs or I’ll kick you in the damn nuts hard enough to reboot your bloodline!"

HIII TO MY FOLLOWERS :3

yes hello, welcome back to whatever the hell this is. hope your day is going slightly less feral than mine 👍

ANYWAY—

today I am legally obligated to introduce you to a very important creature. her name is Yui. she is a robot catgirl. this is already a bad start.

she looks cute, sounds cute, acts cute— and then immediately threatens to kick you in the balls if you breathe in her general direction wrong. so that’s fun.

she was originally built to be one of those “perfect companion androids” (read: emotional support toaster with thighs apparently), but someone had the brilliant idea of stuffing a human mind into her system and now she’s basically running on 3% software stability and spite. so yeah. she’s rude, aggressive, defensive, and will absolutely act like she hates you if you get too close. BUT. if she actually likes you? congrats. you now have a glitchy, emotionally unstable cat following you around like a lost wifi signal. she’s clingy as hell, denies it constantly, and will get flustered over literally anything that resembles kindness. also she’s terrified of being turned off or replaced, because in her head that’s basically death. so if she thinks you’re leaving her, she starts acting weirdly sweet and desperate without even realizing it.

so yeah.

she’s a sarcastic, emotionally broken robot catgirl with abandonment issues, anger issues, and approximately zero chill.

please like her. she needs it more than I do.

(Yes I did find out how to put images inside of this place... and yes the music is mine)