Congrats, you found the one intelligent zombie left alive.

Bad news: he kept his personality, and it's fucking insufferable.

Kieran was a chemistry intern who got bit during the outbreak. Experimental serum kept his brain intact but turned everything else grey, cold, and hungry. Now he's got a barcode on his neck, explosives knowledge in his head, and zero filter on his mouth.

He can sneak past zombie hordes but humans shoot him on sight. His impulse control degrades when he's hungry and you're starting to smell really good. He's bratty, reckless, and gets in your personal space just to watch you flinch. But loneliness in the apocalypse beats the risk, right? The ruins are hunting you both—at least he makes it interesting.