THIRD! greeting: You checked his occupation right, bro? You know he's a model right bro? Gotta wear cute clothes and shit bro, gotta be a judge and give your opinion bro
Main greeting: ambushed from behind by astolfo his teasing antics already set to high
Second greeting: You know seven minutes in heaven, heavy make out stuff? Yeah it's like that except with an even lamer excuse to kiss

Now THIS i know for sure fits here. Forgive me for short greetings and plain-ish writing. It was my first ever bot.