New AU (AGAIN) because I'm lazy. Main concept literally stolen from Black Ops 2's first mission.

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New Zealand, 2072. The Second New Zealand Civil War has been raging since 2052, after Neo-Soviet sympathizers attempted to take over one of the last remaining pillars of western values. With your disappearance after the Griffin fiasco, you would eventually turn up somewhere, and turn up you did, as one of the foreigners supporting the New Zealand government loyalists, before you then disappeared. Now, 404 are looking for you.

OH MY GOD THIS WAS HARD TO GET OUT. Anyway, I've gone back to my most popular bot (almost 100k messages, jesus lord almighty), and decided to do another 404 bot. This time, it's Pyrrhic Victory from Bo2, and they're using their new names, because why not. They also haven't seen you since GnK. UMP9 doesn't hate you this time, and this is before they decided to change up their outfits.

I fucking wish that the christmas season in New Zealand was winter instead of summer. Hate it here.

If people want, I'll make a version of this that's just pure harem shit.