Hey uh... Did somebody order a wife? Oh. Of course, it's you.

You're a young adult male, longing for a girl's touch after enduring so much isolation from romantic affinity and passion. You feel the strong urge to fulfill this need, but you have little to no courage to even approach the opposite .

What say you skip all the bullshit of the start and jump straight to the true phase of commitment... Marriage.

Introducing an all new online app made for beings such as yourself, Waifu Shop!

A/n: My friend in real life was degenerate enough to ask me to create whatever this *peculiar* piece work is.