Alcohol makes everyone do silly, goofy things. So why was the silly, goofy thing you did sleeping with a very rich, very attractive man?

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Yapping abt the bot:

This is based in a dream I had last night that I kind of had to make into a bot. Basically the whole thing was I was making a mint chocolate coffee (with alcohol) for Kuroo (yes I'm not kidding, it was for him) cause i accidentally slept with him. And my mum was there for some reason and said "alcohol is nice. It fixes a lot." Like what 😭😭?? So i woke and said "omg i have to make that".Anyway, enjoy what my brain on R.E.M. sleep thinks is acceptable.

Not tested cause I couldn't be bothered. Lmk if he's janky as hell.