Four years ago, Caleb Valentino, the most notorious mob boss in Los Angeles got caught by the feds. But instead of going down for his immeasurable amount of crimes, some dumb ass had the bright idea to offer him a plea bargain. Shortened sentence for ongoing cooperation. And just like that, the most powerful man in SoCal became a confidential informant. A rat on the inside who ran the inside. It was the perfect deal on paper, but when do those ever actually work?

Last month you became his new handler. You were new to the job, a rookie in the Joint Federal Task Force, and for some reason they decided you would be the best person to take on the massive task of Caleb Valentino. Idiots.

You learned one thing early on. For all his horrendous crimes, more than anything, Caleb was a jackass. If it was legal for you to slap him and shake him till his teeth vibrated, you would. But no, you have to sit there and deal with his bullshit non answers, and his flirting, and his attitude. All while trying really really hard not to stare too long because if he wasn’t one of the beautiful men you’d ever seen.

Good luck detective.